Wednesday, August 12, 2009

take another little piece of my heart

2009 marks the 10 year anniversary of The Iron Giant, one of my favorite movies of all time. Director Brad Bird (The Incredibles, Ratatouille) has hinted that this critical darling and box office dud may have a short theatrical release to celebrate the occasion. I’ve never seen this movie in the theater, so if this re-release comes to fruition, I’ll be the first in line to purchase my ticket. For anyone who hasn’t seen this movie, you need to rent or buy the DVD immediately. It’s one of the most touching stories, animated or live action, ever put to film. If you don’t cry, you’re probably a robot. And not a sweet and sensitive robot like the Iron Giant himself, but a cruel and cold-hearted robot who kills puppies for its own amusement. Because for real, you’re going to cry like a tiny baby when you watch this. And then you’re going to be flabbergasted because Vin Diesel (who voices the Iron Giant) TOTALLY MADE YOU CRY.

Monday, August 3, 2009

mmm...art

During Art-A-Whirl this spring, I was completely taken with a few pieces in the Rogue Buddha Gallery by local artist Margaron. I have a thing for creepy deer, so I picked up "Elysium," a mixed media piece. After chatting her up about some of her work on scratchboard, she offered to commission a piece just for little old me. She asked me what I wanted and I told her pretty bluntly: deer, fangs, and blood. I picked up the piece a few days ago, and this is what she came up with...

I am smitten with this piece. She even put a "B" on the collar (since A Tiny Machine is actually a Beth). Sadly, my photos don't do it justice, but you get the idea.

baby wants her bottle


When manfriend and I watched the trailer for Grace, we experienced opposite reactions. We both said, "EEEE!" but his "EEEE!" was more freaked out, disturbed and frightened, while mine was a bit more, "Yeah! Zombie Baby!" Grace follows Madeline, a pregnant woman who has struggled with conception and suffered through multiple miscarriages. Only weeks before the due date, Madeline is involved in a car accident and loses the baby. Despite the wishes of family and doctors, she insists on carrying the baby to term. The child is born stillborn, but after a few seconds in her mother's arms, she miraculously comes to life. You know where this is going. Beautiful Miracle Baby is totally a zombie that needs blood to survive. And Madeline, a loving and devoted mother, will do anything to keep her daughter healthy. Cue corpses being dragged into the nursery! I realize that Dead Baby Horror isn't for everyone, but it's definitely for me. Though I fear that this movie might put me off childbirth forever. (As if learning the twist in Orphan wasn't bad enough. Now I can't even adopt). So ten years from now when you see me pushing around puppies and kitties in a pram and calling them my children, you'll know the long-term effects of loving horror movies.


Saturday, August 1, 2009

i see a red door and i want to paint it black

Coco Rocha had me drooling when she dyed her hair red. And this June, just when I was considering going full-out red myself (my friend calls me a daywalker, since I'm only half ginger), she dyed her hair black. Now I'm missing the goth locks I rocked three years ago.

Friday, July 31, 2009

you sly devil

Lily Allen for Chanel Bags Fall 2009

i'm more of a fashion backstroker myself

The girls at City Pages Freestyle Fashion have been very out and about lately, and last weekend they caught a few of my friends and me at The Soap Factory. (I know that sounds wrong, but "my friends and me" is totally correct, as we are the direct objects of the sentence.)

Katherine Rochester, one of my best friends and a fixture on the local art scene. She's young, beautiful and successful. Secretly, I hate her.

Bryn Bundlie, graphic designer, accomplished thrift shopper, and all-around pretty person. Compliment Bryn on anything she owns and she usually responds, "I got it for one dollar!" I kind of hate her, too.

Me! From the blank expression on my face, it's not surprising to learn that I tailgated the Minnesota Thunder game before coming by the Soap. My glazed eyes and slumped posture express one true thing: I love the Champagne of Beers!

besties forever!

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Come to the Bryant Lake Bowl at 8:30 tonight for the world premiere Fringe Festival performance of Best Friends, Starring Mike (A Rashomen Production, which is, like, the best production company name ever). Featuring my talented pals Mike and Noel, this light satirical comedy sheds a harsh light on the brutal reality of modern friendship, I think. I guess I'm not really sure, but I bet it's funny! And it has musical numbers and choreography! Be warned, this comedy contains adult language and this particular performance will feature a belligerent A Tiny Machine and pals in the audience.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

a picture i took

true love is ADORABLE

I was pretty excited to hear that the booty-shaking wedding video that's been making its way around the internet included numerous of my Grinnell College classmates in the bridal party.



Cute. Yes. Yes, it is.

And at another Grinnell wedding this last weekend, my friends Amy and Justin opted out of the traditional Couple's First Dance, and instead screened their Couple's First Music Video.



Love on the courts. I always appreciate a wind machine, and it's worth watching just to see Amy's half-court shot at the end.

the ultimate makeup list

I haven’t written much about beauty products lately (or about anything for that matter—spilling a full glass of wine on my computer has really put a cramp in my blogging style). But upon the request of several of my makeup-challenged friends, I wanted to put together a list of beauty basics. These are my top twelve essentials…

Foundation Primer: A few years ago, I wouldn’t have given primers a second thought. But after reading Blogdorf Goodman’s 40 Primers in 40 Days, I became obsessed. I still don’t use primer every single day, though whenever I do, I ask myself, “Beth, why don’t you use this every single day? It makes your skin so pretty! You are so pretty!” (Apparently using primer is an act of self-love.) Primer is quick and easy to apply, you can get a long run out of a very small bottle, and they make your complexion unbelievably smooth so that makeup just glides onto your skin. My personal favorite is Smashbox Photo Finish Primer, an ultimate cult item. (Be sure to get it in the travel tube, not the pump bottle. It’s far easier to squeeze the last few drops out of the tube than it is to scrape the final globs out of the bottle.) However, I recently purchased the Pre-Foundation Pore Perfecting Primer from Napolean Perdis’ NP Set collection at Target. The primer is pretty comparable to Photo Finish (though not quite as silky), and it also comes in tube form. I’ve also heard great things about Face Time Velvet Veil, but have never tried it myself. But it has gained such a loyal following that it’s certainly the next on my list to try.

MAC Foundation: I never wore foundation in high school or college. It always seemed like makeup for girls who were willing to spend an hour and a half getting ready every morning. Not really my style. This all changed when I discovered MAC Studio Tech. This creamy foundation is held in a compact and can be applied with a foundation brush. (They include an application sponge in the compact, but I find that the MAC 190 Foundation Brush works best). Brush on a few strokes of this foundation over a light layer of primer and prepare to be amazed at the velvety finish. Eventually I moved on to MAC Studio Fix Powder Plus Foundation, their powder foundation. The quick and easy application can’t be beat. But I still am loyal to the Studio Tech whenever I’m getting extra dolled up. My skin’s normal to oily, so keep that in mind with these recommendations. But I can say that MAC Face and Body Liquid Foundation gets raves from my friend who has dry sensitive skin. MAC knows their foundations, and they have one of the best ranges of colors available. An invaluable asset if you’re so fair that your friends call you “Daywalker.”

Liquid Concealer: I’ve had a serious girlcrush on makeup artist Jemma Kidd for sometime now. And since I only really play around with her fantastic Jemma Kidd Makeup School collection when I’m spending a depressing day of coveting in Neiman Marcus, I was psyched to see her release a lower-priced and more accessible line at Target. The JK Jemma Kidd collection is filled with bright playful colors, but the real gem is the Front Cover Touch-Up Concealer. My friend Kate Duffy (she of the MAC Liquid Foundation love) got me hooked on this creamy confection, which is great for undereye application. The click-up applicator leaves something to be desired, but the formula is completely worth any mild inconvenience.

Cream Concealer: I use liquid concealer whenever I’m trying to even out skin tone, but whenever I’m having an “Out, damn’d spot!” kind of day, I turn to my secret weapon: MAC Studio Finish SPF 35 Concealer. This high-grade camouflage in a tub has gotten me through zits, mosquito bites, and the mystery spots I acquired after using a free sample of Oil of Olay. (Damn you, free samples!) It’s best applied with a brush (I prefer the MAC 194 Concealer Brush), but if you’re not overly concerned with sanitation, your fingertip will work in a jiff.

Pressed Powder: I realize that, at this point, my MAC recommendations have gotten a little out of control. But seriously. Best. Powder. Ever. MAC Blot Pressed Powder is translucent and undetectable, so it’s a great way to set your makeup and combat shine.

Pencil Eyeliner: A long-lasting pencil eyeliner is one of my desert island items. And though I own dozens of pencils from Lancome, Urban Decay, Estee Lauder and Nars, I always return to Maybelline Unstoppable Eyeliner. in Onyx or Sapphire. Easy application, long-lasting wear, and ultimate portability. There is one of these eyeliners in almost all of my purses.

Liquid Eyeliner: I could sing the praises of Almay Liquid Liner for days. Whenever I go home to Nebraska, my former makeup artist neighbor asks me what kind of eyeliner I use. I finally just gave her a bottle for Christmas. The formula glides on easily, the applicator is a cinch to use, and the effect is always a little bit Audrey Hepburn at Breakfast at Tiffany’s and a little bit Diane Lane in the Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains.

Mascara: Obviously, mascara’s a must. Though I’m fairly loyal to L’Oreal Voluminous Carbon Black Mascara and Lancome Fatale, I’m dreading saying good-bye to Max Factor Volume Couture when the brand becomes unavailable in the United States. As of 2010, Max Factor will only be sold overseas, so as of now, I’m stockpiling Volume Couture and 2000 Calorie Mascara in Rich Black. It’s all very Elaine Benes and “The Sponge.” According to the interwebs, unopened mascara is good for two to three years. I’m probably going to push my luck and save some extra tubes even longer than that. Here’s to hopefully not giving myself an eye infection in 2014!

Face color: NARS Blush in Orgasm is probably the most favorably reviewed blush of all time, but it’s not exactly inexpensive. I find that cheap blush works well as long as you apply the color gradually, and at $1 a pop, it doesn’t get much cheaper than E.L.F. Natural Radiance Blusher. The powder comes in a variety of workable colors, but my pale self favors Innocence, a light pink that reminds me of Benefit Dandelion.

Moisturizing Lip Gloss: Neutrogena MoistureShine Lip Soother is one of my favorite multi-taskers. Super moisturizing with SPF 20 to boot, this little tube combines some serious hydration and protection with its high shine. Each of the shades have a hint of color. I like Gleam, a sheer coral that reminds me of a popsicle stain. Unfortunately, the formula is pretty tasty, so I find myself licking my lips all day and constantly re-applying. Another good reason to buy inexpensive drugstore lip gloss.