Found these slate gray patent leather oxfords on clearance today at Marshalls (I wanted to come up with some horrible We Are Marshall headline but I just...couldn't...find it). They were sized very oddly, and I ended up getting them in a 7, even though I usually wear 8s. The 7s are a little snug, but the 7.5s were falling off of my feet when I walked. So even though these pinch a teensy bit, I'm delighting in the idea that my average-sized feet were replaced with tiny elf feet when I was sleeping last night. I'm also fantasizing about pairing them with some sort of DIY version of the two-tone Chanel tights from my previous post.