Friday, January 23, 2009

some like it not

Yes, I just made that ill-advised Marilyn Monroe movie title pun. Some Like It Hot is one of my all-time favorite movies. ("Nobody's perfect." Best closing line of a film. Ever.) And I've practically worn out my VHS copies of The Seven Year Itch and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, marking myself as a pretty big Marilyn Monroe fan (Jane Russell, too, but I digress). And I get why celebrities, advertisers, and stylists want to channel her. She's a beauty icon and screen goddess who met a tragic end, securing her status in film and pop culture mythology. But how many Monroe-inspired ad campaigns and editorials do we really need?

I loved the Kate Moss editorial "Performance" in the April 2006 issue of W, but was it really necessary for Drew Barrymore and Katherine Heigl to attempt her famous hairstyle on the red carpet? It just aged them and made them appear horribly dated. And who thought it was such a good idea for Lindsay Lohan to recreate "The Last Sitting" for New York Magazine (and to design a line of leggings named 6126, for Monroe's birthday)? Madonna and Nicole Kidman have gotten a good run out of "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend," and Anna Nicole Smith's Guess ads practically exhausted our Monroe fascination in the 90s. And now Scarlett Johansson is starring as a Marilyn replica in the new campaign for D&G Cosmetics. Is anyone else underwhelmed?

I mean, it's pretty, but it's been done. Throw in the D&G/Giorgio Armani drama, Johansson's unnecessary album of Tom Waits covers, and my exhaustion of celebrities mistaking "looks like she's on Percocet" for "sultry" (Doesn't anyone pay attention to Tyra Banks? Dead eyes are the enemy!), and I just couldn't care less about the advertising images from D&G's cosmetics line. You bore me, Domenico and Stefano. And I grow weary of your posturing, Scarlett.

And I'm pretty sure Marilyn Monroe wouldn't have been caught dead in this lipstick.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

i buckled

Or perhaps I should say, I snapped. Ha, see what I did there? Because the hardware is a snap, not a buckle? Sorry. Anyway, after Chloe mentioned that the Hayden-Harnett bag in the color I wanted was out of stock online, I got more than a little nervous. So on a recent Target run, when I saw a last single Double Flap Bag in brown hanging precariously from a display rack, I panicked. I grabbed that sucker, clutched it to my chest, and ran for the register as fast as my slushy slippery Vans could carry me. And now it's safely tucked away on a shelf in my bedroom, where neither my pet cats nor my pet rats can get to it. Sadly, I cannot say the same for my favorite Miu Miu dress, which Bunnicula and Forest Whitaker (the aforementioned rats) totally ate. Sometimes I use its tattered remains to wipe away the tears. Sniffle.

So a big thank you to Chloe for the heads up, as well as for mentioning Inauguration Beyonce's distracting lack of appropriate foundation garments. When I first saw the video and photographs, I was like, I can see nipple, right? I'm not being crazy, am I? Am I only seeing nipple because I'm looking for nipple? Maybe just incredibly unfortunate shadows?

Seriously, dude. Nipple.

fashion mixtape: volume 2

Bienvenue à la deuxième édition de la Fashion Mixtape, in which I select an outfit that I like, guest blogger Kate creates a matching playlist, and sometimes I write in French for no reason!

Actually, I have a good reason to be writing in French. And his name is Karl. I'm still in love with this Chanel Haute Couture cocktail dress that Keira Knightley wore to a screening of The Duchess last year. The details of the dress are interesting enough on their own, so I'm glad she went minimalist with the accessories. Add some black peep-toe heels, a few layers of black eyeliner, and a sleek chignon, and she could do no wrong.

Outkast featuring Kelis "Dracula's Wedding"
Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes"
The Church "Under the Milky Way Tonight"
Nouvelle Vague "The Killing Moon"
Hot Chocolate "Emma"

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

mcq for target

good-looking couples

I really appreciate that Michelle Obama's been wearing so many pieces by less established designers. Because of her influence, Thakoon, Isabel Toledo, and Maria Pinto are becoming household names. And now CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund finalist Jason Wu has his name attached to what will be one of the most visible dresses of 2009.

President Obama and First Lady Michelle in ivory Jason Wu

That is a gorgeous couple. I love a man that can pull off white tie.

And I'm now inspired to share my favorite photo from 2008:

This photograph was on the front page of the Omaha World-Herald's Election Section after Obama's presidential victory. That lovely pair on the center-left is Doris and Gus Shoffner, two of my oldest family friends and neighbors. Look at those smiles. Couple of the year!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

i refuse to make a "holy toledo!" headline

Michelle Obama in Isabel Toledo

something to sing about

What gets random guys to send me drinks at my favorite gay bar's Sunday afternoon musical revue? Knowing the lyrics to all the songs from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Once More With Feeling." Apparently, my rendition of "Something to Sing About" is AMAZING.

fashion mixtape: volume 1

Welcome to the first edition of Fashion Mixtape, in which I select an outfit that I like, and guest blogger Kate creates a playlist (5 or 6 songs) to go with the look.

This photo of Kate Bosworth inspired me to go on a two week Ebay hunt to find an inexpensive pair of red flat leather boots. Unlike Ms. Bosworth's, mine aren't Chloé. But I love them just the same. I also covet her Chloé Saskia Patchwork Pouchette, a bag that I won't be incorporating into my budget anytime soon. The Topshop acid-wash skinny jeans are cute and current, and the overall look is relaxed and casual. Even when wearing multiple of-the-moment items, Kate Bosworth never looks like she's a slave to trends. She makes the trends work on her terms.

Ladyhawke "Back of the Van"
The Promise Ring "Red and Blue Jeans"
Feist "When I was a Young Girl"
The Beach Boys "I Just Wasn't Made for These Times"
Adam Ant "Kings of the Wild Frontier"
Gogol Bordello "60 Revolutions"

kimora lee simmons & djimon hounsou to have very attractive baby


Friday, January 16, 2009

what i'm loving right now

Layers of Feathers: Anne Hathaway in Chanel at the 2008 National Board of Review Gala

Scalloped Edges: Thank You stickers from Mod Farmgirl's Etsy Shop

Loose Waves: Amanda Seyfriend at the Big Love season premiere

Industrial Sparkles: Andréa Stanislav's exhibition"Holiday in the Sun," opening tonight at the Chambers Burnet Gallery