I don't know how she does it, but Madonna looks so amazing for a human being, much less a human being in her 50s. Her latest video for her new single "Celebration" has the singer prancing and dancing in a hot Balmain minidress and thigh-high Louboutins. Her daughter, blossoming fashion plate Lourdes, makes a cameo in the video. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drink a protein shake and spend four hours toning my thighs. Bye!