Thursday, September 10, 2009
the sky is falling
It's true. Lindsay Lohan has been given a job at Emanuel Ungaro as an "Artistic Advisor." Ungaro CEO Mounir Moufarrige cited La Lohan's status as a "super-consumer" as one of her qualifications for the job. No word on whether next season's collection will feature leopard print leggings, stringy hair extensions, or an extra pocket for the cocaine that your friend totally left in those pants. Oh my God, I've been struck with inspiration!! I want to see a creepy stage mom Dina Lohan-inspired collection, like, yesterday!