Just when I thought the world made sense again, Lindsay Lohan's line of luxury leggings (my new favorite tongue twister) is already sold out at Intuition's online shop. Named after Marilyn Monroe's birthday, 6126 includes a set of quilted leather knee-padded leggings delightfully named "Mr. President." I think this line's as much of a joke as anyone else, but you've got to hand it to Lindsay and her creative team, that is hysterical.
Also hysterical? The leopard ankle gloves. They're spats! And leggings! At the same time! Spleggings! For real, I'm either on the verge of trying to buy a pair for everyone I know, or checking myself into a mental institution. I'm leaning towards the latter, but only time will tell.